Fart synth?

Does anyone know any vsti's that specialize in this. I've searched hard, but haven't been able to find one yet. I thought about sampling some of my own, but I don't really want to deal with the after effects in my basement studio.
I'm thinking of making a very immature song completely composed of musical flatulence.

Do you have a sampler? I bet it wouldn't be that hard to find samples, but I doubt you'd find a synth that replicates those kinds of sounds.

You could try making your own with low frequency saw and sqr waves and adding a bit of resonance.

Believe it or not, some one couldn't grow up...http://www.kvraudio.com/get/378.html

I'm trying it right now, but it isn't the best. If I'm really going to do this I might as well sample them.

That looks hilarious! I'll have to try it...

you have to sample it yourself, man - It will increase the song's novelty value 10 fold.

so this is what you guys want?

It seems you could start with a "dog bark" sound, and tweak it.