English grammar. .


happyrat1

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When tweetle beetles fight,

it's called a tweetle beetle battle.


And when they battle in a puddle,

it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle.


AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle,

they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.


AND...


When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle

and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle...

...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.


AND...


When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles

and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...

...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle

bottle paddle battle.


AND...


Now wait a minute, Mr. Socks Fox!


When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle

with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle,

THIS is what they call...


...a tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottled paddled

muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks, sir!
 

Rayblewit

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Sorry Ray, The Age trumps the Urban Dictionary every time...
Grrrr!
I am not really bothered! Sydneysiders call us Melbournians/Melburnians Mexicans since we are south of the border lol. But we call you lot in SA
Croweaters lol.
 

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