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I worry less about Covid these days thank's to the Gov't Approved Stress Relief Kit they sold me. :D

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Gary ;)

PS. I never wanted to visit America again anyway :p

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This is clever, and funny :)
From a female point of view . .


PAM AYRES – Poem about the coronavirus

I’m normally a social girl

I love to meet my mates

But lately with the virus here we can’t go out the gates.

You see, we are the ‘oldies’ now

We need to stay inside

If they haven’t seen us for a while

They’ll think we’ve upped and died.

They’ll never know the things we did

Before we got this old

There wasn’t any FaceBook

So not everything was told.

We may seem sweet old ladies

Who would never be uncouth,

But we grew up in the 60s –

If you only knew the truth!

There was sex and drugs and rock ‘n roll

The pill and miniskirts

We smoked, we drank, we partied

And were quite outrageous flirts.

Then we settled down, got married

And turned into someone’s mum,

Somebody’s wife, then nana,

Who on earth did we become?

We didn’t mind the change of pace

Because our lives were full

But to bury us before we’re dead

Is like red rag to a bull!

So here you find me stuck inside

For 4 weeks, maybe more

I finally found myself again

Then I had to close the door!

It didn’t really bother me

I’d while away the hour

I’d bake for all the family

But I’ve got no flaming flour!

Now Netflix is just wonderful

I like a gutsy thriller

I’m swooning over Idris

Or some random sexy killer.

At least I’ve got a stash of booze

For when I’m being idle

There’s wine and whisky, even gin

If I’m feeling suicidal!

So, let’s all drink to lockdown

To recovery and health

And hope this awful virus

Doesn’t decimate our wealth.

We’ll all get through the crisis

And be back to join our mates

Just hoping I’m not far too wide



To fit through the flaming gates!
 
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The rhyme and meter of the poem sort of falls apart halfway thru but the message is 100% clear and believe me, I fully agree with the sentiment.

So let's all chug a bottle of bleach and vacation in Florida this winter... :p

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Thanks for posting Pam’s poem Ray.

She is a national treasure and has not changed in fifty years.

For those of you who have never heard of Pam Ayers she is from East Anglia in England and she speaks with a very heavy regional accent. So when I read her poems I can hear her speaking the lines.
 

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So it feels like we've had about 3 or 4 weeks of "normal" and now it's looking like we are going to have to lockdown again this winter.

It's getting to the point where any vaccine that works should be good enough. :p

Alas Health Canada so far still hasn't even approved any rapid Covid tests.

In the northern hemisphere it seems that numbers are steadily climbing and in some cases doubling weekly again.

So. How is everyone else coping with Zombie Apocalypse Part Deux?

Gary ;)
 

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So. How is everyone else coping with Zombie Apocalypse Part Deux?
Australia is divided into states. My state is Victoria. Each state has varies of restrictions. Some states have been free of COVID for quite a while and have freedom to move around and live "normal" albiet cautiously with some restrictions. Victoria is the odd bod. Yep! We have edured months of a second wave and a harsh stage 4 lockdown. Other states have even banned Victorians from entering. Not that we can travel more the 5 kms anyway.
I am seriously getting depressed. Wife too!
Daily routine has been compromised. There is no structure in our lives. We are feeling rather low to be honest and boredom doesn't help. Sleepless nights and pointless daytime inactivity has consumed us.
Anyway, I will put away the violin and no more whining. I could go on since you aked Gary. . But alas! Stop!

There is bright side . . Really?
Summer is getting closer and the COVID infections are diminishing.
The government tell us they may ease restrictions soon. But living on a knife edge, I feel we could slip up again so my optimism is limited.

Sorry to hear that lockdown is again imminent Gary. I feel your pain. Best wishes man!
To my UK and European and US and Candian friends too, best wishes.
Ray.
 
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Just to give an inkling into the culture of fear and paranoia we've all created for ourselves here in North America, here is a Toronto editorial from tonight's paper about how things are going less than 50 miles south of me.

Honestly being a spectator to the American election coverage is like watching two naked old men holding a mud fight in a Florida swamp.


‘It is completely unfathomable’: U.S. coronavirus death toll surpasses 200,000


The U.S. death toll from the coronavirus topped 200,000 Tuesday, by far the highest in the world, hitting the once-unimaginable threshold six weeks before an election that is certain to be a referendum in part on President Donald Trump’s handling of the crisis.

“It is completely unfathomable that we’ve reached this point,” said Jennifer Nuzzo, a Johns Hopkins University public health researcher, eight months after the scourge first reached the world’s richest nation, with its state-of-the-art laboratories, top-flight scientists and stockpiles of medical supplies.

The number of dead is equivalent to a 9/11 attack every day for 67 days. It is roughly equal to the population of Salt Lake City or Huntsville, Alabama.

And it is still climbing. Deaths are running at close to 770 a day on average, and a widely cited model from the University of Washington predicts the U.S. toll will double to 400,000 by the end of the year as schools and colleges reopen and cold weather sets in. A vaccine is unlikely to become widely available until 2021.

“The idea of 200,000 deaths is really very sobering, in some respects stunning,” Dr. Anthony Fauci, the government’s top infectious-disease expert, said on CNN.

May 27: U.S. surpasses 100,000 deaths from coronavirus

The bleak milestone was reported by Johns Hopkins, based on figures supplied by state health authorities. But the real toll is thought to be much higher, in part because many COVID-19 deaths were probably ascribed to other causes, especially early on, before widespread testing.

In an interview Tuesday with a Detroit TV station, Trump boasted of doing an “amazing” and “incredible” job against the virus.

And in a pre-recorded speech at a virtual meeting of the U.N. General Assembly, he demanded that Beijing be held accountable for having “unleashed this plague onto the world.” China’s ambassador rejected the accusations as baseless.

On Twitter, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden said, “It didn’t have to be this bad.”

“It’s a staggering number that’s hard to wrap your head around,” he said. “There’s a devastating human toll to this pandemic — and we can’t forget that.”

For five months, America has led the world by far in sheer numbers of confirmed infections – nearly 6.9 million as of Tuesday – and deaths. The U.S. has less than 5% of the globe’s population but more than 20% of the reported deaths.

Brazil is No. 2 with about 137,000 deaths, followed by India with approximately 89,000 and Mexico with around 74,000. Only five countries – Peru, Bolivia, Chile, Spain and Brazil – rank higher in COVID-19 deaths per capita.

“All the world’s leaders took the same test, and some have succeeded and some have failed,” said Dr. Cedric Dark, an emergency physician at Baylor College of Medicine in hard-hit Houston. “In the case of our country, we failed miserably.”

Black and Hispanic people and American Indians have accounted for a disproportionate share of the deaths, underscoring the economic and health care disparities in the U.S.

Worldwide, the virus has infected more than 31 million people and is closing in fast on 1 million deaths, with nearly 967,000 lives lost, by Johns Hopkins' count, though the real numbers are believed to be higher because of gaps in testing and reporting.

For the U.S., it wasn’t supposed to go this way.

When the year began, the U.S. had recently garnered recognition for its readiness for a pandemic. Health officials seemed confident as they converged on Seattle in January to deal with the country’s first known case of the coronavirus, in a 35-year-old Washington state resident who had returned from visiting his family in Wuhan, China.

On Feb. 26, Trump held up pages from the Global Health Security Index, a measure of readiness for health crises, and declared, “The United States is rated No. 1 most prepared.”

It was true. The U.S. outranked the 194 other countries in the index. Besides its labs, experts and strategic stockpiles, the U.S. could boast of its disease trackers and plans for rapidly communicating life-saving information during a crisis. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention was respected around the world for sending help to fight infectious diseases.

But monitoring at airports was loose. Travel bans came too late. Only later did health officials realize the virus could spread before symptoms show up, rendering screening imperfect. The virus also swept into nursing homes and exploited poor infection controls, claiming more than 78,000 lives.

At the same time, gaps in leadership led to shortages of testing supplies. Internal warnings to ramp up production of masks were ignored, leaving states to compete for protective gear.

Trump downplayed the threat early on, advanced unfounded notions about the behaviour of the virus, promoted unproven or dangerous treatments, complained that too much testing was making the U.S. look bad, and disdained masks, turning face coverings into a political issue.

On April 10, the president predicted the U.S. wouldn’t see 100,000 deaths. That milestone was reached May 27.

Nowhere was the lack of leadership seen as more crucial than in testing, a key to breaking the chain of contagion.

“We have from the very beginning lacked a national testing strategy,” Nuzzo said. “For reasons I can’t truly fathom, we’ve refused to develop one.”

Sandy Brown of Grand Blanc, Michigan, called the death toll “gut-wrenching.” Her husband of 35 years and their 20-year-old son – Freddie Lee Brown Jr. and Freddie Lee Brown III – died of COVID-19 just days apart in March, when there were fewer than 4,000 recorded deaths in the U.S.

“The thing that really gets to me is … if things had been done properly, we could have put a lid on this,” said Brown, who has no other children. “Now it’s just unbelievable. It’s devastating.”

The real number of dead from the crisis could be significantly higher: As many as 215,000 more people than usual died in the U.S. from all causes during the first seven months of 2020, according to CDC figures. The death toll from COVID-19 during the same period was put at about 150,000 by Johns Hopkins.

Researchers suspect some coronavirus deaths were overlooked, while other deaths may have been caused indirectly by the crisis, by creating such turmoil that people with chronic conditions such as diabetes or heart disease were unable or unwilling to get treatment.

Dark, the emergency physician at Baylor, said that before the crisis, “people used to look to the United States with a degree of reverence. For democracy. For our moral leadership in the world. Supporting science and using technology to travel to the moon.”

“Instead,” he said, “what’s really been exposed is how anti-science we’ve become.”

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Here in the UK we are disjointed as Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland each have their own elected Assemblies and it is the First Minister and their Team that set the Rules, here in England the central Government sets the Rules for England and their is no doubt pressure on the Assemblies to comply with Boris The Bad’s Covid Rules will exist.

To add further to the confusion the format of restrictions are variable so that differing Rules apply and these are dependent upon the infection rate and new confirmed cases in a certain area.

We now have 22:00 hours as the mandatory closure of Pubs and Restaurants, we cannot meet anyone in our own house, we cannot form a group of more than six outside unless it is a workplace or an education establishment.

We should work from home if possible, not use public transport, wear facemasks in shops and other indoor locations but not necessarily at work.
 

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Here they have dropped the limit on indoor gatherings to 10 and outdoor gatherings to 25.

Students are sort of back in school with some parents opting solely for distance learning while others are sending in their kids a couple of days per week and using remote learning the rest of the week. This has created its own set of problems for those with dodgy internet connections.

Every student is required to wear a mask at all times indoors with only medical exceptions being made.

Likewise any sort of job where a presence is required also pretty much requires masks at all times here.

Generally speaking, in indoor spaces masks are being required and steep fines levied for non compliance.

Case numbers have been surging ever since the kids went back to school.

The fear is the same as the beginning of the pandemic. Protect the aged and the vulnerable and avoid an overwhelming surge for hospital beds.

They are also trying to target hot spots effectively while allowing a semblance of normal life in other areas.

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Where I live things don't seem to have changed much as far as the virus. I'm still not going into busy public places and continue sticking close to home. No band jobs but I found out that our guitar player passed late yesterday (not of Covid). That certainly was not expected. 2020 continues to suck. Don
 

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It's getting to me . .
Covid lockdown brain damage . .

I had dream last night. . .

I was living in an aged care home. with 30 other blokes with walkers and wheel chairs. All of us in our 90's. All blokes an no women. Someone put on a Metallica song. One old bloke yells out "crank it up!"
Next thing we are all head bangin' . . LOL
 

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Metallica is the wrong generation for an old folks home.

Perfect music for a retirement home is Blue Oyster Cult... :D :D :D


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This should cheer everyone up :D :D :D



Covid seems to have brought out the best in some people. :)


Gary ;)
 
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