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Yeah.. self-explanatory title!
Vids?
Pics?
Jokes?
etc etc...
Anyway. To start off: some funny musician jokes I found!
A violinist says to his wife, "Oh, baby, I can play you just like my violin."
His wife replies, "I'd rather have you play me like a harmonica!"
What is a burning oboe good for? Setting a bassoon on fire.
What do you call a bass clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trombonist's car? Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.
Heard backstage: "Will the musicians and the drummer please come to the stage!"
A girl went out on a date with a trumpet player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was it? Did his embouchure make him a great kisser?" "Nah," the first girl replied. "That dry, tight, tiny little pucker; it was no fun at all."
The next night she went out with a tuba player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?" "Ugh!" the first girl exclaimed. "Those huge, rubbery, blubbery, slobbering slabs of meat; oh, it was just gross!"
The next night she went out with a French horn player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?"
"Well," the first girl replied, "his kissing was just so-so; but I loved the way he held me!"
Hahahahahaaaa... aaah.
Anyone else?
Vids?
Pics?
Jokes?
etc etc...
Anyway. To start off: some funny musician jokes I found!
A violinist says to his wife, "Oh, baby, I can play you just like my violin."
His wife replies, "I'd rather have you play me like a harmonica!"
What is a burning oboe good for? Setting a bassoon on fire.
What do you call a bass clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trombonist's car? Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.
Heard backstage: "Will the musicians and the drummer please come to the stage!"
A girl went out on a date with a trumpet player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was it? Did his embouchure make him a great kisser?" "Nah," the first girl replied. "That dry, tight, tiny little pucker; it was no fun at all."
The next night she went out with a tuba player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?" "Ugh!" the first girl exclaimed. "Those huge, rubbery, blubbery, slobbering slabs of meat; oh, it was just gross!"
The next night she went out with a French horn player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?"
"Well," the first girl replied, "his kissing was just so-so; but I loved the way he held me!"
Hahahahahaaaa... aaah.
Anyone else?