A bit much...

[Fred Coulter]

From the local Craigslist:

Piano Player-Spectacular Artist-Showman-Versatile-Flexible!

NEED I SAY ANYMORE
IF YOU HAVE A DEFINITE SITUATION AND PAY WELL-PLEASE CALL ME
IF YOU HAVE A FUTURE PROJECT-SITUATION-OR ETC-I HAVE NO TIME
THANK YOU​

No information about style. No references. No links to samples.

I guess we're supposed to take him at his word.

 

[happyrat1]

I'm sure he would provide a video resume on request

One thing's for sure. The guy has no low self esteem issues

Gary

 

[Oriane Lima]

I'm sure he would provide a video resume on request...

Sure

... and a Joke